Foredeck Union Long Sleeve Tech Tee (R Rated)

This 100% moisture wicking tech tee is ideal for those looking for a comfortable loose fit. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18+) to wear.

On the back of the shirt it reads:  “Good day and thank you for calling
the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy
packing chutes or helping other crew members. Please press one for a
headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward
douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or
leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to
you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your
request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we’ll respond within twenty-four
boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit
www.shutthefuckupbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race!” –
On the front of the shirt: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an
emphasis on the “F” and the “U”.