SAFU Foredeck Union Tee shirt R Rated
$22.50 – $25.50
The classic Foredeck Union tee shirt in 100% 6.1oz ring spun cotton. This is no wimpy cotton tee! This is a good quality super soft shirt. On the back of the shirt it reads: “Good day and thank you for calling the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy packing chutes or helping other crew members. Please press one for a headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your request to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll respond within twenty-four boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit www.shutthefuckupbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race!” On the front of the shirt: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an emphasis on the “F” and the “U”. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18) to wear.