SAFU Foredeck Union long sleeve tee

Foredeck Union Long Sleeve Tech Tee (R Rated)

This 100% moisture wicking tech tee is ideal for those looking for a comfortable loose fit. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18+) to wear.

On the back of the shirt it reads:  “Good day and thank you for calling
the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy
packing chutes or helping other crew members. Please press one for a
headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward
douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or
leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to
you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your
request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we’ll respond within twenty-four
boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit
www.shutthefuckupbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race!” –
On the front of the shirt: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an
emphasis on the “F” and the “U”.

Foredeck Union Safety Green tech shirts-in PG

Foredeck Union Safety Green tech shirts-in PG

This classic Foredeck Union rant is only available through DryUV and now for the first time ever, it is available in bright green. 100% moisture wicking polyester in a soft yet durable tech shirt.
This is the PG version of the rant which is far less offensive than the R rated version. You may order this in long or short sleeve in an adult or ladies cut. Please note the ladies cut is fitted so please take that into consideration when ordering.

SAFU Foredeck Union long sleeve tee

SAFU Foredeck Union T-Shirt (R Rated)

The classic Foredeck Union long sleeve tee shirt in 100% 6.1oz ring spun cotton. This is no wimpy cotton tee! This is a good quality super soft shirt. On the back of the shirt it reads: “Good day and thank you for calling the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy packing chutes or helping other crew members. Please press one for a headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we’ll respond within twenty-four boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit www.shutthefuckupbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race!” On the front of the shirt: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an emphasis on the “F” and the “U”. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18) to wear.

Foredeck Union- PG Version Cotton Tee

Foredeck Union- PG Version-Long Sleeve Technical Shirt

We are offering the Foredeck Union (SAFU) shirts in 100% moisture wicking polyester material. Colors available include: White with red side gussets and white with navy side gussets. On the back: Good day and thank you for calling the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy packing chutes or helping other crewmembers. Please press one for a headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we’ll respond within twenty-four boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit www.STFUbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race! On the front: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an emphasis on the “F” and the “U”. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18) to wear. For Overseas shipping: Please select the USPS international shipping option. Freight will be adjusted to reflect the actual cost of the freight which may be higher than the $8.80 shown in the check out section of your cart. Standard air to Australia, NZ, and Europe has been averaging about $15.00. OSHA ORANGE NOW AVAILABLE IN COTTON LONG AND SHORT SLEEVE ONLY (Please note + $2.00)

Foredeck Union- PG Version-Long Sleeve Cotton Tee

Foredeck Union-PG Version-Cotton Tee

LONG SLEEVE COTTON TEE (Disregard the short sleeve picture!)We humbly offer the PG rated version of the classic Foredeck Union shirt in 100% ring spun cotton. (add $2.00 for orange). The long sleeve 100% cotton tee is available for $28.50 (add $2.00 for orange in all styles). Long sleeve moisture wicking technical Pro-Fit are also available (See web site) for $45.00 as are the short sleeve technical Pro-Fit. We are offering the Foredeck Union (SAFU) shirts in Pro-Fit material as well as cotton. On the back: Good day and thank you for calling the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy packing chutes or helping other crewmembers. Please press one for a headsail change…two for a spinnaker peel…three for a windward douse…four for leeward douse…five for a hoist…six for a gybe or leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem. Simply email your request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we’ll respond within twenty-four boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit www.STFUbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race! On the front: The SA LOGO and Foredeck Union with an emphasis on the “F” and the “U”. No one under the age of 18 should purchase or wear these shirts as they are explicit and not designed for children. By purchasing this product you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and will only provide this shirt to someone of appropriate age (18) to wear. For Overseas shipping: Please select the USPS shipping option. Freight will be adjusted to reflect the actual cost of the freight which may be higher than the $8.80 shown in the check out section of your cart. Standard air to Australia, NZ, and Europe has been averaging about $15.00. OSHA ORANGE NOW AVAILABLE IN COTTON LONG AND SHORT SLEEVE ONLY (Please note + $2.00)

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